Thursday 1 March 2012

Earth Mother Porn #1 Hard as a Rock

Human beings are pattern recognition machines. We place form and shape into the shapeless and formless. We create meaning from natural anomalies and connections from random objects. However, sometimes the shapes and forms we see are innocent until proven otherwise, lending credence to the idea that the smut content perceived is in the eye of the beholder. 
Be careful: Slippery When Wet
If you think the following pictures are suggestive in anyway then you are obviously a very, very bad person and not normal. However, instead of feeling guilt or shame for having a depraved mind - which statistically incorporates profuse amounts of ritual self abuse - maybe you should consider blaming the Sun[god] that made all things and stop reading posts like these or these or even these and especially not the ones I'll be posting the days to come*. 

* I don't do typos. I do do smut. 

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